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Total Medals Earned: 316 (From 66 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 5,350 Points

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Score!

Medals Earned: 1/21 (5/380 points)

The Flash 5 Points

Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!

Deaf 5 Points

The sound of silence...

Frotteurism 5 Points

It's just too hard to resist...

Hospitalized 5 Points

Let's take this outside!

Quitter 5 Points

Only losers give up and go home alone.

Rejection 5 Points

Love hurts.

Scooter Rooter 5 Points

Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.

Thirsty 5 Points

Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!

Violence 5 Points

Put em up.

Alpha Male 10 Points

Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.

Beached As 10 Points

Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!

Booze Hound 10 Points

Drink til you drop.

Cock Block 10 Points

Chicks before dicks.

Hungry 10 Points

They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!

Sleazebag 10 Points

Can anyone say... Date rape?

Experimenting 25 Points

Proven to double your chances!

Multicultural 25 Points

Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!

True Gentleman 25 Points

Treat her like a lady.

2's Company 3's... 50 Points

...a hell of a good time!

Casanova 50 Points

There's clearly no one that you can't please!

Score! 100 Points

You are officially the master of scoring!

SHMUP

Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/280 points)

Rookie 5 Points

Finish the first area

Cremation 5 Points

Obliterate the first boss with all weapon slots equipped

AHK-372 10 Points

Defeat the second boss

Damura 10 Points

Defeat the first boss

Frequent Flyer 10 Points

Fly 3,000 miles

Junkyard 10 Points

Kill 4,000 enemies

Problem, Minecraft? 10 Points

Collect 2,000 gems (spending them is allowed)

Variety 10 Points

Use each weapon in the game at least once

Coeus 25 Points

Defeat the fourth boss

Ding Ding 25 Points

Reach level 20

Erebos 25 Points

Defeat the third boss

Hardcore 25 Points

Finish area 4 of AHK-372 with only a bullet rifle

Stealthy 25 Points

Finish area 3 of Coeus without triggering any sentry lights

Untouchable 25 Points

Finish area 4 of Erebos without taking any damage

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Sideways

Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/295 points)

Hero 50 Points

Complete the game

Fall Fast 10 Points

On 'Difficulty Increased' level, fall out of the purple gate instead of walk.

Just Made It 10 Points

Make it through a purple gate just as it's closing

Death Medal 25 Points

Die 50 times

500th Flip 100 Points

Rotate the screen 500 times

Super Hero 100 Points

Complete the game without dying

Slender Survival

Medals Earned: 5/10 (55/330 points)

First Note 5 Points

Find your first note.

RUN! 5 Points

He saw you, run away!

Five Notes 10 Points

Find five notes!

Ten Notes 10 Points

Find 10 notes before slenderman gets you

Fifteen Notes 25 Points

Find 15 notes notes before you go insane!

Twenty Notes 25 Points

You have a lot of reading to do.

Thirty Notes 50 Points

This is more than I read a year.

Thirty-Five Notes 50 Points

I can't believe you're still doing this!

Twenty-Five Notes 50 Points

Oops you dropped a book...

Secret Medal ????? Points

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StarBright

Medals Earned: 1/12 (10/305 points)

Star 2 10 Points

This one was a bit sneaky

Star 1 10 Points

You have found the first star!

Star 3 10 Points

Hay there!

Star 4 10 Points

The parrot loves you. Pieces of 8!

Star 5 10 Points

Up the spire you go!

Star 6 10 Points

Aren't you glad you saw-us!

Star 7 10 Points

Bet this was a pain!

Star 9 10 Points

How do those platforms move?

Star 8 25 Points

Learn to wall jump damnit!

Finished 50 Points

You did it all? even the seven runes?

Star 10 50 Points

Congrats! The last star!

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Stealing the Diamond

Medals Earned: 1/11 (50/435 points)

Aggressive Ending 50 Points

Win the aggressive way

BUNP 5 Points

I TOLD you dog!

It's a Joke Guys 5 Points

I did it on purpose...

01100010 10 Points

6d 69 73 73 69 6e 67 6e 6f 0d 0a

Like a D6 10 Points

Lose 6 points

Epic Ending 50 Points

Win the epic way

Failtastic 50 Points

Fail 55 times

Undetected Ending 50 Points

Win the undetected way

Fail Champion 100 Points

Watch all 40 unique fails

Obscure Medal 100 Points

You know you want this medal

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Street Fighter Collab

Medals Earned: 5/8 (225/375 points)

Domestic Violence 25 Points

X marks the spot!

Turtles 25 Points

Nobody likes a turtle!

Yodelay-hee-hoo! 25 Points

Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!

Ono Boners 50 Points

Oh Ono!

Bloodshot 100 Points

Watch the whole thing without skipping.

Tiger Nipples 25 Points

Give 'em a pinch!

Tiger Uppercut 25 Points

Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!

Egg Hunter 100 Points

Find all the secret movies!

Super Mario BP Oil Spill

Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/285 points)

FISHY ASSIST 5 Points

Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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GLUG GLUG 10 Points

Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.

SUCKER 10 Points

Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.

BLOW ME 25 Points

Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.

MINE YOUR BUSINESS 25 Points

Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.

OCEAN DEFENDER 25 Points

Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.

TORPEDO TERROR 25 Points

Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.

AQUAMAN 50 Points

Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.

EMPLOYEE MERCY 50 Points

Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.

HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER 50 Points

Kill at least five submarines in a single game.

Super SOPA Bros.

Medals Earned: 4/8 (45/110 points)

Mushroom 5 Points

Tasty.

1UP 10 Points

Find that secret block...

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Fire Power 5 Points

Shoot those censor boxes!

Star Power 10 Points

Not even invincible Mario can escape SOPA.

Kill All Enemies 25 Points

If only killing SOPA was that easy...

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Sydney Shark

Medals Earned: 12/17 (325/525 points)

AirbusA380 25 Points

Take down the Airbus A380

BroadcastHeli 25 Points

Take down the Broadcast helicopter

CH46SeaKnight 25 Points

Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter

CrocodileJet 25 Points

Take down the crocodile jet

DHC2Beaver 25 Points

Take down the DHC 2 Beaver

HH65Dolphin 25 Points

Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter

Kayak 25 Points

Crush 10 kayaks

NuclearRocket 25 Points

Nuke Sydney

Sailplane 25 Points

Take down the sailplane

UFO 25 Points

Take down the UFO

Zeppelin 25 Points

Take down the zeppelin

Horse 50 Points

Kill 9 horses

BAEHawk 25 Points

Take down the BAE Hawk

Orca 25 Points

Eat 60 pieces of Orca

Passenger 50 Points

Kill 30 cruise ship passengers

SkyDiver 50 Points

Kill 10 sky divers

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!